Okay, I’ve been meaning to post this story for awhile, but, because of certain events (which I’ll get to explaining later), I sort of lost motivation. SO, it all started with a night of Chat Roulette. Or maybe with my love of CollegeHumor. Or perhaps my passion for the wonderful City of New York and fine photography. No matter how far you or I trace it back, it all comes down to the fact that I, OLIVIA J. WONG, got to Chat Roulette with my fave local photographer: the great and mighty NOAH KALINA! I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was the second time (out of the three times total, I swear) I had ever Chat Roulette-ed and I was matched up with a freakin’ celeb! Anyway, thank God I took a few screenshots or no one would have believed me because, just my luck, mid-conversation my internet connection failed me and we were cut off (no, Noah Kalina didn’t “next” me, thank you very much). But first, I was able to convince him to follow me on Tumblr. Which totally meant we’d formed a friendship, right? Well, immediately after I’d regained signal, I e-mailed an apology and told him to keep checking his mail because I was sending him a SASE in hopes of getting some KALINA stickers and a random 4x6 (as promised on his blog), in return. Well, about two weeks later, I got the goods, only to find that Noah Kalina had UN-FOLLOWED me!!! Before I could even thank him! I was dejected, depressed, heartbroken, angry, and curious: “Am I that boring?” thought I (though only momentarily). Well, it’s possible, but, for my sanity’s sake, I’ve chalked it up to a little Spring Cleaning. You know, like when people go through all their friends on Facebook and delete the ones they don’t actually know…. No? Well, it happens, okay? So thanks, Noah Kalina, for providing me with yet another awesome story to tell to the grandkids. But, alas, you’ll never read this anyway…so, cool beans.